The internet ringy-dingy
That little circle thingy
That spins round and round
‘Til what I clicked on is found
Waiting for it to work
I sit, and steam, and lurk
While the circle spins fast
I ponder the past
When the circle spins slow
I hit an all-time low
It drives me bonkers-crazy
When the internet’s this lazy
The connection should be strong
What is taking it this long?
After I’m in a perfect rage
It finally finds the page
But what I was looking for
Might now be historical lore
More megabytes I do need
To pick up internet speed
But really what are the odds
This will satisfy internet gods?
Will they ever fix my DSL?
This, my personal internet hell.
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