Betty the cat’s got
An internal alarm
Which she insists
Is greatly harmed
When we switch the clock
And lose Daylight Savings
Her stomach however
For dinner is craving
A whole hour before
I will let her eat
Resisting her pleas-
It is quite a feat
Forget what the clock says
Betty’s tummy cares not
She meows and meows
Cindy, why have you forgot?
It’s five o’clock somewhere
So feed me my dinner
Lest I become
More upset and way thinner
I’ll waste clear away
If the clock you obey
What must I do
For your resolve to be swayed?
But finally I feed her
What joy, what relief!
For Betty then stops
Meowing her grief
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