Burgers on the grill
Oh, what a thrill
With pickle chips dill
And champagne chilled
You may say, run of the mill
I try to think, but yet, but still
A better meal, there is but nil
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Burgers on the grill
Oh, what a thrill
With pickle chips dill
And champagne chilled
You may say, run of the mill
I try to think, but yet, but still
A better meal, there is but nil
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Eighteen years and going strong
But in our marriage, no matter how long
There are a few things that hubby and me
Will never be able to concede or agree
On the peanut butter we use with our jelly
We disagree what will go in our belly
Hubby wants his chunky and thick
But give me Skippy or I say ick
And we each use our own separate umbrella
Because hubby is a rather tall fella
If I hold it where it’s good for I
The ribs are apt to poke him in the eye
I’m a Crest gal, I like the gel
But hubby maybe not so well
He like Tom’s brand, not too sweet
So he uses that after he eats
But really we are a pretty good pair
Even though everything we do not share
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A dinner party
Last night I did have
Everything went well
But one thing went bad
It’s St. Patrick’s Day
So green carnations I had labeled
For the place of honor
At the center of my table
With green flowers in mind
I went to the store
Imagine my dilemma
When I could not, could not score
The first store was out
And so was the next
When the third place said no
I was truly perplexed
So I settled for white
And into a green vase they went
I could have hunted further
But enough time I had spent
Green ice cream! I said
That would do the trick
Oh yes! Green ice cream
In honor of St. Patrick
With green ice cream in mind
I went to the store
Imagine my thrill
When I thought I had scored
Not one, but two flavors
Pistachio and mint
I would serve green ice cream
And it would be a hit
It was time for dessert
And I promised a big surprise
I got out the ice cream
Not expecting my demise
When I opened the cartons
Neither one was green!
I could not believe it
What I was there seein’
Must be green food coloring
Is no longer legal?
The white ice cream was good
But not nearly so regal
My St. Patty’s dinner party
Was greenless, alas
Seems green flowers and ice cream
Are things of the past
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