I require precise
Pillow proportions
Or else my neck
Goes into contorions
Pillows too flat
They make me sad
Pillows too fat
They make me mad
Don’t ask me to sleep
On pillows too lumpy
In case you’re not sure
They make me grumpy
Not too squooshy
Is also required
But if a pillow’s too hard
It also gets fired
I’m very particular
What goes under my head
When I put on my pj’s
And climb into bed
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